something is happening

sup. the city of east lansing has some gritty areas, especially at night. no place in particular, just saying is all. So a few nights ago I was thinking about David Duchovny or whatever and I was struggling with why I will never be a badass like him. And then all of a sudden it hit me:



Smoking cigarettes is so cool.

Not that I smoke because I think it's a cool thing to do, and many people are just gross and have no grace, but there is something very magical about a cloud of smoke floating slowly in front of you and falling upon a beautiful movie or person or Harrison Ford.

ANYWAY, David Lynch is kind of a bitch sometimes, but he's pretty much a badass in his own way - and I think his smoking habit is just an extension of that. Most of his characters enjoy a smoke while contemplating some bizarre mind fuck.

That brings another bonus to the wonderful world of smoking; it bonds people together. So that's pretty neat, and pretty obvious.


Unfortunately, smoking is hazardous to your health and can make you miserable in the long run until you die.